Yang Haoran never expected that he himself would one day become a complete simp. Yet, as he gazed at Ji Youxi’s exquisitely beautiful face, he found himself thoroughly enjoying the act of simping.
It must be said that beauty can make a man blind.
“Whatever!”
Ji Youxi didn’t even look up, replying indifferently. She watched Yang Haoran’s figure busily scurry off for her, a serene smile appearing on her face.
Yang Haoran walked up to the counter and asked the guy making drinks, “How many different kinds of drinks do you have? I’ll take one of each.”
The busy drink guy was slightly stunned. He’d been making drinks for a year, but this was the first time he’d encountered such a strange order.
“There are over twenty varieties. Are you sure you want one of each?” The drink guy kindly reminded him, “You won’t be able to finish this many.”
Just as Yang Haoran was about to speak, a man wearing glasses patted him on the shoulder. When Yang Haoran looked over puzzledly, the man said, “Bro, this isn’t how you chase a girl.”
“Who are you?” Yang Haoran asked.
The ‘strategist’ adjusted his glasses, revealing a friendly smile, and pointed towards Ji Youxi’s location. “You’re trying to chase that girl, right?”
Yang Haoran was completely baffled. Who was this overly familiar four-eyes? Hearing the question, he nodded. He wanted to see what kind of trick this guy was trying to pull.
“Let me introduce myself first. My name is Guo Wenbin. You can call me Wenbin, or you can call me ‘The Strategist’.”
Guo Wenbin spoke with confident eloquence: “I’ve had 23 girlfriends since I was little. I had a girlfriend starting from kindergarten. At most, I had five girlfriends at the same time.”
Hearing this introduction, Yang Haoran was so shocked his jaw dropped open. He couldn’t help but say, “Are you fucking bullshitting me?”
“I knew you’d say that.”
Facing Yang Haoran’s skepticism, Guo Wenbin smiled slightly, unhurriedly took out his phone, and showed it to Yang Haoran. “I have photos. My photo album has intimate pictures of me with all my girlfriends. If you don’t believe me, you can check them.” Yang Haoran believed his phone probably did have photos of his numerous girlfriends and couldn’t be bothered to check. He immediately said, “What do you want from me?”
Seeing that Yang Haoran had taken the bait, Guo Wenbin smiled mysteriously and said, “I can tell you want to chase that girl. I have extensive experience. I can guide you on how to get her.”
“What do you want in return?”
Yang Haoran was also getting interested and wanted to mess with him a bit.
Guo Wenbin stated confidently first: “Without my guidance, you definitely won’t be able to catch that girl. You have to admit that.”
Yang Haoran didn’t understand what he was scheming, so he played along and nodded.
“In other words, that girl, for your life, is like the stunning white moonlight that illuminates your entire youth, yet you cannot possess her. You can only regretfully leave her in your memories to cherish. But now, with my experienced guidance, you can get intimate with her and enjoy her favors.”
Guo Wenbin was still beating around the bush, but Yang Haoran was getting impatient. So much nonsense. He directly retorted, “If your experience is so extensive, why don’t you go chase her yourself?”
Guo Wenbin smiled and explained: “That girl is very alert…” Having said this, the้บๅซ was sufficient. He immediately leaned close to Yang Haoran’s ear and whispered, “After I help you get her, you let me fuck her once. Now, don’t get angry yetโฆโฆโฆโฆ”
Yang Haoran heard half of it and flew into a rage. He punched Guo Wenbin hard in the face. The glasses frame instantly shattered and scattered on the floor. Before Guo Wenbin could even react, Yang Haoran grabbed him by the collar and started slapping him left and right, the sounds cracking loudly. Within a few slaps, his face was swollen like a pig’s head in an army camp.
“What are you doing, hitting peopleโฆโฆโฆโฆ”
The commotion instantly drew the attention of everyone in the shop. A male server came forward trying to intervene.
Yang Haoran forcefully kicked Guo Wenbin in the stomach. Before the server could get there to stop him, he grabbed Guo Wenbin by the collar and tossed him effortlessly, like a chick, towards the server.
Yang Haoran watched the server frantically catch Guo Wenbin, his face darkening as he said, “Don’t let me see you again. I’ll beat you up every time I see you, damn it. It’s been so long since I’ve fought. You made my hands itch, so you had to come up and get beaten.”
Ji Youxi came over and asked Yang Haoran with a frown, “What happened?”
She didn’t understand how, when everything was fine just a moment ago, Yang Haoran suddenly started fighting.
“Youxi, I’ll explain later. This bastard deserved it.” Yang Haoran’s righteous indignation actuallyๆนๅพ (amused/ intrigued) Ji Youxi. “Should we call the police?”
The male server was just an employee. His duty was to stop the two from fighting in the shop to avoid being blamed by the manager. Having done that, he’d fulfilled his responsibility. Now, supporting Guo Wenbin, whose face was bruised blue and purple and swollen like a pig’s head, he asked if he wanted to call the police.
Just then, the boy who had been sitting opposite Guo Wenbin also came over to support him. Hearing the server’s question, he immediately took out his phone, wanting to call the police for the Strategist.
He was still counting on the Strategist to guide him, a shut-in, on how to get a girl.
Guo Wenbin’s stomach hurt, and his face was in severe pain. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Seeing his companion about to call the police, he quickly snatched the phone away, waved to the people around, and said, “Don’t call the police. It’s a misunderstanding, a complete misunderstanding. Everyone, please disperse, it’s nothing. Please, whatever you do, don’t call the police.”
How dare he call the police? He wasn’t in the right here. If this got to the police station, and the school heard rumors, wouldn’t his lifetime of glorious reputation be destroyed in an instant?
He also felt wronged. He hadn’t even had time to finish his sentence! He had been about to add that he could let Yang Haoran fuck his own girlfriend once too. He never expected to run into such a violent young man.
His companion looked at the Strategist’s face, swollen like a pig’s head, and couldn’t help but wonder: And this is called ‘nothing’? The Strategist is indeed extraordinary.
Yang Haoran wasn’t surprised at all by Guo Wenbin’s words. If he weren’t worried about causing too big a scene and disrupting his date with Ji Youxi, he could have kicked him a few more times, guaranteed to beat him until his own mother wouldn’t recognize him.
After Guo Wenbin was supported away by his companion, Yang Haoran said to the drink guy in the shop, “As per my earlier request, make them all and bring them over to me together.”
Where did this violent guy come from? The drink guy had been completely dumbfounded. Hearing Yang Haoran’s words, he nodded. He didn’t want to meddle in any more trouble. Love to order how many ever cups, order them. It’s not my money anyway.
The shop quickly returned to calm. The other people in the shop didn’t want to get involved; watching the drama was enough. If the involved party didn’t want to call the police, could they really expect a bystander to call?
As soon as the two of them returned to their seats and sat down, Ji Youxi asked Yang Haoran, who still seemed simmering with anger, “Why did you suddenly start a fight?”
Hearing the obvious concern in Ji Youxi’s tone, Yang Haoran grinned and began recounting: “Youxi, you have no idea how despicable that guy wasโฆโฆโฆโฆ”
After listening to Yang Haoran recount the events and seeing him look at her expectantly, Ji Youxi understood his meaning. Wasn’t this just like a puppy doing a good deed and coming to its owner for a reward?
She immediately gave a radiant smile and said, “Add five points, then deduct one point.”
“Ah? How come points are being deducted?”
Yang Haoran looked at her indignantly. Was this little vixen being reasonable? He had done it all for her!
Ji Youxi’s eyebrows rose slightly. Yang Haoran instantly wilted like a frost-hit eggplant!
Dammit!
Ji Youxi shot him a glare but still explained her reasoning: “If you had told me before you started hitting him, I could have added one more point.”
“Uhโฆโฆโฆโฆ Youxiโฆโฆโฆโฆ why would I tell you?” An ominous feeling rose in Yang Haoran’s heart.
Ji Youxi looked at him sideways, laughed, revealing her pure white teeth, andๅ้ฎไธๅฅ: “What do you think?”
Yang Haoran immediately understood. He had almost forgottenโthis little girl was also a black belt seventh dan. He might not even be able to beat her. That four-eyed bastard was lucky; otherwise, he could have gotten a taste of a mixed doubles beating.
“Enjoy!”
At that moment, the male server brought over a tray carrying over a dozen drinks. The drink guy following behind also carried a tray with eight or nine cups.
Two trays laden with a dazzling array of drinks were placed before Ji Youxi, making her look at Yang Haoran in confusion. Yang Haoran chuckled and said, “Youxi, didn’t you say ‘whatever’? I thought I’d buy one of each, let you try them one by one. You can drink whichever one you like.”
Ji Youxi picked up a cup of mango-flavored milk tea, took a sip, then looked out the window and said slowly, “I like the mango flavor. Next time, don’t order so many. It’s a waste of money.”
Yang Haoran nodded cheerfully. I’ve got you figured out.
After drinking milk tea, the two strolled around the plaza, sampling various sweet snacks and street food. During this, Yang Haron also tentatively tried to hold Ji Youxi’s