“Blocked. That feels much better.” Wei Ming breathed a sigh of relief.
“Let’s continue our chat. What did your mom say?”
“Don’t worry, Haoz. My mom told him not to rush and to come back in a month.”
Freed from the interference of those messages, Wei Ming regained his composure.
“Right now, my mom hasn’t given up on the idea of marrying him yet, Haoz. Are you really confident you can keep my mom here?”
Hearing Wei Ming’s doubt, Yang Haoran reassured him, “Xiao Mingzi, that’s normal. It’s not like I just sleep with your mom once, and she becomes completely devoted to me. That’s not how it works.”
“Yeah, you’re right.” Wei Ming nodded.
“What you need to do now is keep a close eye on your mom. If Auntie shows any intention of going back, then we’ll have no choice but to activate the backup plan,” Yang Haoran continued.
“It’s okay for now, Haoz. My mom isn’t one to change her decisions easily. After all, it’s just about staying with me for a month. I have that much confidence as her son.”
“That’s good. Don’t worry, once I fuck your mom one more time, we won’t have to worry about her suddenly changing her mind and going back.”
“How so?” Wei Ming, after all, didn’t understand these things.
“Last time I slept with your mom, although it brought us closer and made her agree to our relationship on the surface, she wasn’t fully conscious when I was fucking her. Your mom has been single for so many years; she must crave sexual relations with a man.”
Yang Haoran explained: “The fact that your mom could agree to a relationship with me proves this point. What I need to do is draw out the hidden desire in your mom’s body and get her addicted.”
“Simply put, I need to fuck her into submission once while she’s fully conscious.”
Although Wei Ming was a bit confused by the cloud of terms, the plain speaking at the end finally helped him understand Yang Haoran’s meaning. But he still voiced the doubt in his heart: “Haoz, what’s the difference? Will fucking my mom into submission really make her stay with you?”
“Heh…” Yang Haoran chuckled. “You mean you think it’s too unbelievable? Like if it’s that simple, could just anyone come along, rape your mom twice, and she’d follow them?”
“Haoz, stop beating around the bush. Explain it to me properly.”
Wei Ming became interested. Yang Haoran didn’t keep him in suspense and explained the intricacies to him: “First, your mom and I aren’t strangers. It’s not a situation where some random person could come along, rape your mom, and tame her. If that were the case, your mom would definitely call the police immediately. That’s the first point.”
“Second, the plans we made earlier were very successful. Auntie He has a good impression of me and some initial fondness. That night in the car, I also did some preliminary probing and testing with your mom. Apart from her initial subconscious resistance at the very start, she didn’t dislike it afterwards.”
“The third point is that, in your mom’s eyes, what happened between us was just a misunderstanding. So she won’t dislike me because of it. But because we did indeed have an intimate relationship, the connection between me and your mom is no longer just a simple aunt-and-son’s-classmate relationship. We broke through that boundary.”
“Xiao Mingzi, simply put, you can think of me and your mom as having a complicated relationship that’s more than friendship but not quite lovers yet.”
“Although I’m simplifying it, there are actually some additional factors. For example, after it happened, I immediately confessed my feelings to your mom. The confession wasn’t just for the sake of confessing; it was to let your mom know I’m a responsible person. Also, for example, I’m relatively good-looking, and she already has some fondness for me. These are objective factors too.”
Actually, these were things his master, Sgirl, had taught him. Of course, explaining it so you can understand is one thing; whether you can actually do it depends on individual capability.
“Haoz, hearing you put it that way, my thoughts are much clearer now.”
Wei Ming’s tone couldn’t help but fill with admiration. Compared to him, Haoz really knew too much. He now had even more confidence in their plan than Yang Haoran did.
“Xiao Mingzi, before I come to your place tomorrow, I’ll buy a gift for your mom. Watch for my signal then, and just find any excuse to let me have some alone time with your mom.”
Yang Haoran said this, though it was actually part of their plan, just not previously detailed to this extent.
“Okay, Haoz, don’t worry, I’ll cooperate with you. When the time comes, I’ll just say I have a stomachache and go to the bathroom.”
Wei Ming said decisively.
“Whatever works, Xiao Mingzi. Do you know what kind of gifts your mom likes?”
Yang Haoran pressed, naturally wanting the gift to suit her tastes.
“What does my mom like… Let me think.”
Wei Ming fell into thought for a moment, then after recalling, said: “During summer vacation, one time, my mom’s colleague came to see her. I overheard them talking. It seemed my mom’s colleague’s husband bought her a Chow Tai Fook necklace. I’m not sure about the specific style, but I remember from my mom’s tone at the time that she seemed quite envious.”
“Chow Tai Fook? A necklace?” Yang Haoran pondered and said: “Not knowing the specific style is fine. I’ll just go buy the most expensive one then.”
“Haoz, making you spend so much.”
Thinking about his best friend spending money again, Wei Ming suddenly felt a bit embarrassed.
“Ugh… Xiao Mingzi, are you clear on what’s happening?” Yang Haoran was caught between laughter and tears. “I’m the one pursuing your mom. Isn’t spending money on gifts normal?”
Wei Ming actually also felt that buying gifts when pursuing a woman was perfectly justified. It was just that upon hearing Haoz say he’d buy the most expensive one, he felt embarrassed about his best friend spending so much.
Wei Ming didn’t know how much the most expensive one would cost, but he estimated it would be at least tens of thousands of yuan.
Right at that moment, the game defeat notification screen popped up. Neither of them was surprised. The ADC had been slacking off and chatting, the mid-lane Twisted Fate had been enthusiastically discussing with them, and the support Thresh had tried his best to salvage the situation and even urged the ADC to focus on the game, but to no avail. With Yang Haoran, the jungler, and Wei Ming, the top laner, distracted by that matter the whole game, this disastrous early game was beyond saving by a single support. On the results screen, all four of them were, unsurprisingly, reported by the support.
After exiting the interface, Wei Ming said: “Haoz, I got reported. I’m banned for ten minutes.”
“Same here. Let’s call it a day.” Just as Yang Haoran finished speaking, a friend invitation popped up on his game screen from the mid-lane Twisted Fate from just now. The next second, a friend invite from the bottom lane Ashe also popped up.
Yang Haoran was speechless. They had enthusiastically discussed the whole game; he hadn’t expected them to still not want to let it go.
“Xiao Mingzi, did anyone add you?” Yang Haoran asked.
“I see them. It’s the mid and ADC from just now. They added you too?” Wei Ming said.
Having it confirmed by Wei Ming, Yang Haoran broke out in a cold sweat. Should he say that enjoying the drama is a national talent, or did these two actually have ideas and want to get involved?
“Xiao Mingzi, let’s log off. See you tomorrow.”
Yang Haoran shook his head, not wanting to think about it.
“See you tomorrow!”